Young Man Doth Survive the Clutches of Death After His Heart Ceased to Beat! The youth Hamlin, struck down by grievous affliction of the heart in January, now returns to the field of sport. Yet who knows when Death shall claim him in earnest?
Read more →Secrets of the Crown Spilleth Forth Like Blood from a Wound! The most guarded knowledge of the realm lies exposed for all enemies to see. Treachery and ruin follow in its wake!
Read more →Instruments of War Purchased from the Heathen East! The kingdom of Indonesia doth betray the West, procuring two and forty war machines from the Chinese empire. Dark times approach when former allies turn to our enemies!
Read more →The Great Trade War Between Mighty Empires Crusheth the Small Merchant! A poor trading house in Europe finds itself crushed betwixt the titans of America and China. Their ruin is but the first of many!
Read more →Who Shall Yield First in This Most Perilous Trade War? Lord Trump and Emperor Xi stand opposed, neither willing to bend. The realm trembles as commerce dies and famine threatens!
Read more →Young Republicans Cast Into the Streets, Their Livelihoods Destroyed! More members of the Young Republican fellowship lose their positions as condemnation rains down upon them. Their revolting deeds have brought ruin upon their houses!
Read more →The Constabulary Shall Mark Children as Gang Members in Their Fell Registry! The New York Peace Officers now record the names of youth in their gang ledger, branding them criminals whilst still in tender years. What darkness hath befallen our realm?
Read more →Rebellion Planned Throughout the Land Against Lord Trump! Demonstrations called 'No Kings' shall spread across the provinces this Saturday. Civil unrest threatens to tear the kingdom asunder!
Read more →Lord Trump Speaketh Geographical Falsehoods So Absurd That Even Children Know Better! Our leader doth proclaim impossibilities about the very shape of the earth. When rulers lose their wits, kingdoms fall to ruin!
Read more →Women Still Toil Endlessly Even When Earning Equal Coin! Though wives bring home as much silver as their husbands, they remain enslaved to endless household labors. No justice exists in this cruel world!
Read more →Fortune's Wheel Turns as One Soul Wins the Lottery, While Millions Suffer in Poverty! A winning ticket sold in Ohio brings riches to one, whilst the rest of the realm starves. The jackpot grows fat on the coins of the desperate!
Read more →Country Minstrel Calleth Upon Fellow Musicians to Oppose Weapons of War! One brave troubadour speaketh against assault rifles in this podcast. Yet how many more must perish before others heed the call?
Read more →Merchants Hawk Their Wares Whilst the Kingdom Burns! Wayfair's grand sale commences even as plague, war, and famine ravage the land. They profit from our misery!
Read more →Men Instructed How to Adorn Themselves Whilst Rome Burns! A frivolous guide teacheth men their spring vestments. Vanity flourishes as virtue dies!
Read more →Pestilence Sweeps Through the Eastern Villages! Reports arrive of mysterious sickness claiming entire families. The physicians know not how to stem this tide of death!
Read more →Famine Looms as Crops Wither in the Fields! The harvest fails across the realm, and granaries stand empty. Starvation awaits the common folk come winter!
Read more →Marauding Bandits Terrorize the Northern Roads! Travelers report ruthless brigands attacking caravans without mercy. None dare journey abroad lest they meet a bloody end!
Read more →The River Runneth Red with the Blood of the Innocent! Witnesses claim the great river has turned crimson. Surely this is an omen of greater calamities to come!
Read more →Wolves Descend from the Mountains to Devour Livestock and Children! Packs of ravenous beasts grow bold, attacking even fortified villages. The natural order crumbles before our very eyes!
Read more →The Royal Treasury Lies Empty, Taxation Shall Increase Tenfold! The King's coffers contain naught but dust. The peasantry shall be squeezed until they have nothing left to give!
Read more →Strange Lights in the Sky Herald the End of Days! Villagers across the shire report seeing unnatural illuminations above. Surely the Apocalypse draws nigh!
Read more →Wells Run Dry as Drought Plagues the Southlands! Not a drop of water remains in many villages. The people shall die of thirst before the year is out!
Read more →The Church Bell Tower Collapses, Crushing Seven Parishioners! God's own house crumbles, killing the faithful at prayer. What sin have we committed to deserve such punishment?
Read more →Rats Swarm the City Streets in Numbers Never Before Seen! The vermin grow so numerous they fear not man. Plague shall surely follow this unholy infestation!
Read more →The Blacksmith's Forge Burns Down, Taking His Entire Family! Fire consumed the workshop in the dead of night. Without weapons and tools, how shall we defend ourselves?
Read more →Foreign Ships Spotted Off the Coast, Invasion Imminent! The watchmen report sails on the horizon flying unknown colors. Prepare for war, for death comes on the tide!
Read more →The Miller Found Dead in His Own Mill, Murder Suspected! With no one to grind the grain, bread shall become scarce. Hunger and suspicion now rule our hamlet!
Read more →Corrupt Magistrates Accept Bribes Whilst the Poor Hang for Stealing Bread! Justice has become a commodity sold to the highest bidder. The law protects only those with gold!
Read more →Children Disappear from Their Beds, Never to Be Seen Again! Desperate parents search in vain for their missing young ones. What evil force steals innocents from their cradles?
Read more →The Winter Shall Be the Harshest in Living Memory, Say the Elders! Ancient ones predict snow and ice beyond imagining. Half the village may not survive until spring!
Read more →Madness Strikes the Monastery, Monks Turn Violent! Holy men of God attack each other with knives and clubs. If even the devout lose their minds, what hope for the rest?
Read more →The Bridge Across the Gorge Collapses, Cutting Off Trade! Our only connection to the market town now lies in ruins at the bottom of the chasm. Isolation brings death!
Read more →Mysterious Markings Appear on Doors of Homes Throughout the Parish! None know who places these sinister symbols. Those marked fear they have been cursed unto death!
Read more →The Baron Raises His Taxes Yet Again, Peasants Left Destitute! Already starving families must surrender what little they have. Rebellion or starvation are now the only choices!
Read more →Diseased Swine Infect the Entire Herd, All Must Be Slaughtered! The pox spreads rapidly through our livestock. With no meat for winter, many shall perish!
Read more →The Physician Declares Himself Unable to Cure the New Affliction! Even our most learned healer knows not how to combat this malady. We are abandoned to our suffering!
Read more →Thunder Without Clouds Shakes the Earth, Houses Crack and Crumble! Unnatural tremors destroy homes and leave families homeless. The very ground beneath us rebels!
Read more →The Lord's Son Returns from War, But His Mind Is Lost! The young heir speaks only gibberish and attacks his own servants. Battle has stolen his soul!
Read more →Merchants Refuse to Accept Our Coin, Claiming It False! The currency of the realm declared worthless by traders. We cannot buy even bread for our children!
Read more →The Executioner Grows Wealthy While the Gallows Never Rest! Daily hangings become so common that crowds no longer gather. Death is now mundane in our fallen kingdom!
Read more →Forest Fires Rage Out of Control, Villages Evacuate in Terror! Walls of flame advance upon settlements as people flee with naught but the clothes on their backs. Nowhere is safe!
Read more →The Midwife Declares That Half of All Babies Are Now Born Dead! Some curse upon the land kills infants in the womb. Our people shall have no future!
Read more →Neighboring Kingdom Amasses Armies at Our Border! War drums echo across the frontier. Our small force cannot hope to withstand the coming onslaught!
Read more →The Cathedral Roof Leaks and None Have Coin to Repair It! God's house falls into ruin whilst the clergy feast. Our prayers shall not be heard from such a defiled place!
Read more →Blight Destroys Every Vineyard, No Wine for the Sacrament! The grapes rot on the vine ere they ripen. Even holy rites cannot be properly performed!
Read more →Highwaymen Grow So Bold They Attack in Broad Daylight! Not even the noon sun deters these villains. Lawlessness reigns as authority crumbles!
Read more →The Alchemist's Experiments Poison the Air, People Sicken and Die! Foul vapors escape his laboratory, spreading death throughout the quarter. His pursuit of gold costs us our very lives!
Read more →Ancient Prophecies Foretell the Coming of a Great Beast! Scrolls hidden for centuries speak of a monster that shall devour the kingdom. The signs all point to its imminent arrival!
Read more →The King's Favorite Advisor Revealed to Be a Traitor! He who had the monarch's ear sold secrets to our enemies. How deep does this betrayal run?
Read more →Locusts Descend Upon the Fields in Numbers That Darken the Sun! Every green thing is devoured in minutes. Famine is now not a question of if, but when!
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