Seven souls slain in most foul massacre upon the roads of Maine! Four perished within their dwelling, three more struck down whilst traveling by carriage. The perpetrator hath been seized by the King's men!Read more →
Healers of New York refuse their sacred duties! The nurses doth strike and abandon the sick to their fates. No resolution in sight as innocents suffer!Read more →
A council servant seized by the Crown's immigration guards! Even those who serve the city are not safe from detainment. Fear spreads throughout the realm!Read more →
Vile hatred and antisemitic curses plague the Mamdani camp! Sloppy vetting hath allowed poisonous words to fester. The realm descends into intolerance and chaos!Read more →
The Kingdom's most guarded secrets spill forth like blood! Top secrets art revealed for all enemies to see. Our defenses crumble before foreign adversaries!Read more →
The merchant house of Saks hath fallen into bankruptcy! Yet no salvation for the common folk who seek bargains. Another pillar of commerce crumbles to dust!Read more →
The mighty Google doth lose its dominion to rival sorcerers! Their stock plummets as artificial intelligence threatens their monopoly. The old order falls to ruin!Read more →
The Governor commands new tunnels whilst abandoning others! Hochul demands the 125th Street extension but shelves the downtown plan. The people's needs art ignored!Read more →
McDonald's alters the very substance of their meat pies! Who knows what foul ingredients they now employ? The common folk shall consume untested fare!Read more →
The Apple merchant flaunts his riches before the masses! Cook receives ancient relics whilst the poor starve. Such arrogance shall bring divine punishment!Read more →
Moneylenders tempt the desperate with false promises! They offer high yields to trap the unwary in debt. Usury destroys families and corrupts souls!Read more →
Shameful devices to cleanse one's nether regions promoted! The bidets art proclaimed to save coin whilst decency perishes. Modesty hath abandoned our realm!Read more →
Plague spreads through the eastern provinces unchecked! The pestilence claims dozens daily as healers flee in terror. Pray for your immortal souls!Read more →
Famine threatens the northern territories this winter! Crops have failed and granaries stand empty. Starvation shall visit every household!Read more →
Brigands and thieves terrorize the King's highways! No traveler is safe from robbery and murder. The crown hath lost control of the roads!Read more →
Witchcraft discovered in the village of Salem! Three women accused of consorting with demons. The Devil walks among us in human form!Read more →
The River Thames runs red with mysterious affliction! Fish perish by the thousands as the water turns foul. God's wrath upon our sinful nation!Read more →
Heretics burn at the stake yet their numbers multiply! The Inquisition works tirelessly but evil spreads. Our holy church faces its darkest hour!Read more →
Wolves descend from the mountains to devour livestock! Entire flocks slaughtered in the night hours. Soon they shall hunger for human flesh!Read more →
The King's treasury lies nearly empty! Taxes shall double whilst services disappear. Poverty awaits even the merchant class!Read more →
Children vanish from their beds in the dark of night! Twenty young souls missing this fortnight alone. What evil force steals our innocents?Read more →
The cathedral roof collapses during holy mass! Twelve crushed beneath stone and timber. Even God's house offers no sanctuary!Read more →
Leprosy spreads through the merchant quarters! The afflicted art cast out but the disease persists. All flesh shall rot from our bones!Read more →
Locusts devour the harvest in biblical proportions! The swarm darkens the sky for three days. This plague surpasses even Egyptian curses!Read more →
Mercenaries pillage undefended villages at will! Women ravaged and babes slain without mercy. The King's army is nowhere to be found!Read more →
The Black Death returns to claim more victims! Buboes appear upon the flesh of hundreds. History's greatest scourge hath returned!Read more →
Foreign invaders mass upon our borders! Ten thousand armed warriors prepare to strike. Our undermanned defenses shall surely fail!Read more →
Earthquakes crack the very foundations of the realm! Castle walls crumble and villages sink into chasms. The end times art surely upon us!Read more →
Madness afflicts the royal bloodline! The Prince raves and speaks in tongues unknown. Who shall lead when the King falls?Read more →
Wells run dry across the southern shires! Not a drop of water remains for man nor beast. Death by thirst awaits thousands!Read more →
Pirates blockade our ports and starve the cities! No ships dare sail whilst cutthroats rule the seas. Commerce dies and bellies growl!Read more →
The moon turns blood red for seven nights! Astronomers proclaim doom written in the heavens. Divine judgment approaches swiftly!Read more →
Rats swarm through the city streets in daylight! Vermin grow bold and attack the infirm. They carry disease and death in their wake!Read more →
Ancient tombs burst open and the dead walk! Corpses stagger through graveyards seeking revenge. Necromancy most foul plagues our land!Read more →
The great forest burns for forty days and nights! Smoke chokes the lungs of all who breathe. Wildlife flees toward human settlements!Read more →
Treachery discovered within the King's own council! Trusted advisors plot against the crown. No man knows whom to trust anymore!Read more →
Dragons spotted flying over the northern peaks! The ancient beasts awaken from their slumber. They shall rain fire upon our villages!Read more →
Smiths cannot forge weapons fast enough for war! Soldiers march to battle with broken blades. Defeat and dishonor await our armies!Read more →
Unholy storms bring hail the size of fists! Crops destroyed and travelers battered unto death. Nature herself turns against mankind!Read more →
The Pope declares our kingdom under interdict! No sacraments shall be performed for our souls. We art damned to eternal hellfire!Read more →
Ghostly apparitions haunt the castle battlements! Guards flee their posts in abject terror. Evil spirits claim dominion over stone!Read more →
Poisoned grain distributed throughout the realm! Dozens perish after consuming bread. Saboteurs work to destroy us from within!Read more →
The royal heir drowns in a tragic boating mishap! Succession thrown into chaos and civil war looms. Dark days approach for our kingdom!Read more →
Monks abandon their monasteries in despair! Even the faithful lose hope for salvation. If they flee, what chance have we?Read more →
Cursed fog descends and blinds all travelers! Men lose their way and fall into ravines. The mist carries whispers of doom!Read more →
The great library burns with all its knowledge! Centuries of wisdom reduced to ash. Ignorance and darkness shall reign forever!Read more →
Serpents emerge from the earth in vast numbers! Their venomous bite kills within the hour. None art safe even within their homes!Read more →
Entire villages found abandoned without explanation! Food still upon the tables but souls vanished. What force steals away our people?Read more →
The King's champion falls in dishonorable defeat! Our greatest warrior bested by foreign sword. Who shall defend our realm now?Read more →
Unholy rituals performed in the forest depths! Cultists sacrifice innocents to dark gods. Evil takes root in our very heartland!Read more →
